OH GUYS FRIENDS STORY
so yesterday I was walking home with my cousin eating raisinets
and I swallowed some half assed chewed piece and it somehow manages TO GET STUCK IN MY THROAT. AND I START COUGHING REALLY LOUD BUT I ALSO AM LAUGHING WHILE IM COUGHING BECAUSE I FOUND IT SO FUNNY AND LIKE, I KNEW THE ONLY WAY TO STOP WAS TO FUCKING SWALLOW PROPERLY BUT MY OWN COUGHING ADN LAUGHTER WOULDNT STOP AND ONCE I SWALLOWED I WAS STILL LAUGHING
I ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH BY MY FAVORITE FUCKING CANDY
oKAY im totally not professional with this so like
if any of you awesome people happen to have marina in your town and you don’t like marina
then like feel free to tell me so I can have her move her adorable ass into my town
idk maybe ill buy you something but don’t make it something ridiculous
My friend who keeps messing up my pronouns got me this as a way to encourage him to get better at it.
fashion brought to you by dead homestuck characters
stop being mean and look at this duck with an afro
another great story about my brother getting pulled over,
he got pulled over for bullshit reasons, this other car that he was trying to pass sped up and tried to keep him from passing while there was oncoming traffic, then tailgated him for a while and flashed their brights at him, basically…
see I FUCKING HATE THAT THEY ASSUME SO MUCH SHIT LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HOW DOES THEIR MIND JUMP TO DRUGS WHY IS HE EVEN BEING TAKEN TO COURT THAT IS SERIOUSLY PISSING ME OFF. THAT SHIT AINT FUNNY OMG. and people still think racism isn’t a problem I hate this shit.
I wish all goes well with your brother man, I really do!